Dating Sims in a nutshell

Or, to some degree, one of those erotic MMORPGs I find advertised on websites like Kisscartoon (although I do question their ad choices because it's like they think we're virgins or something, which I am but that's not the point) in a nutshell. Anyways, Happy Valentine's Day and I hope you got a better Valentine's Day plan than I do, which was to change my ringtone and notification sound to "I like big butts and I cannot lie" and upload this onto DeviantArt. Speaking of butts, I thought up of various alterations to the lyrics such as "I like big buns and I cannot lie" and "I like big busts and I cannot lie".